- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

i have a christmas tree.

roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

Kathy Griffin.

What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

What is 1+1? It's 2!

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Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Knock knock! Ding dong.

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