- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

Knock Knock! Come in.

A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

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