A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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