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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

Whats funnier than 24? 25

Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

You know you're drunk when you've spend a significant amount of time consuming alcohol.

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

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why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

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