- Anti Joke

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

You know what's funny? Clowns.

There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

Whats funnier than 24.....25

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

knock knock no ones home

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

You know what's funny? Clowns.

a man checks his mypsace

knock knock get lost!