What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

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why did the computer crash? it didn't

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roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

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What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? *thunk*

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Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

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There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

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Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

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A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

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Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

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I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

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whats stupid and gay all of my friends

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Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

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Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

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where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

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What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

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A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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Gangnam style

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once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

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Who wants pizza crusts?

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What is a chair?

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