- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

How do you hold someone in suspense?

Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

whats brown and sticky? shit

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

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