What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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What time is it? Refrigerator

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

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What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

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Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

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Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

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After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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This joke is funny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Q: Who`s the badly treated kid at school who always faces punishment, but is inadvertently provided with recompense every single day (s)he attends class A: The poeple who fall into the category that does not encompass the people who are treated with dignity at school and never experience punishment there, but always receive some kind of reward for trying to succeed anyways.

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Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

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So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

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s o m a a d i t u n y s n i t a c s d c ' s k h k s t o e l y e

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My tractor broke down.

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Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

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women's rights

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roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

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im a willy bum bum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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