have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

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What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

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The jets are a good team..

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I am a joke. I am funny.

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What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

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A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

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knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

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a pornstar comes early to a party

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knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

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What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

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What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

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Q: What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhinoceros? A: Merriam-Webster defines "cross" as "an affliction that tries one's virtue, steadfastness, or patience." This comedic exercise is one such affliction.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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What do you call a fat person with no friends? An individual who is over the expected weight of a person their age, who finds themselves disliked by people in their s surroundings, possibly due to their weight problem, but also it may be because of any personality defects they may have, or they simply may prefer to be alone.

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the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

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Knock Knock JUST OPEN THE FLIPPIN DOOR ALREADY! I DON"T NEED YOU TO KNOCK AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF EVERY TIME YOU COME TO MY HOUSE!!! Jeez...seriously

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

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Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

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How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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