What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

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" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

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A boy asked his dad Why are Chinese eyes like that. His dad replied there concentrating that's why there so smart The boy went up to a student in his class and said look I'm like you The teacher asked who told him that he said his dad The dad was called up by the school when the teacher told him what his son did he went GOOZILLA His wife asked him what he was up to and he said farting on her face when she was a sleep 3 days later he found out his wife was cheating on him he knocked on the door only to realize he was on drugs and that he never had a family.

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so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

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A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

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It's Christmas Eve and your entire family is gone for 12 hours to by you presents. What will you do while there gone? By the time you figured out what you will do you will hear a knock at your door. It's the police they are here to tell you your entire family was murdered during a shooting at the mall. The sad part is you will not receive your NEW Beats, your Xbox 1, or your make up.

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What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

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how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

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Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

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What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

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Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

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how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

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Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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penis haha

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Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

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Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

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How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

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Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

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