What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

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Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

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Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

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Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

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I'm sn otter

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

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What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

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A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

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Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

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A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's funnier than 68 69

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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A nig-ger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nig-gers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nig-ger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nig-ger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nig-ger, go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nig-ger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nig-ger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nig-gers, smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

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why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

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Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

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There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

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What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

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why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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