An asian loses to you in starcraft..

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

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What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

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A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

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Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

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What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

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A possesed goat: "moo"

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What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

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Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

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This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

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I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

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What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

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Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

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I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

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How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

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a horse nibbled a baby

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Anti Joke

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