- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

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