A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

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What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

A: Knock Knock B: ...

the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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