1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did the indian man say to the black man? "Hi."

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What is small and gives people courage? Certain kinds of illegal drugs

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A guy walks into a bar Many people gather around him to see if he is alright and to tell him he needs to watch where he is going.

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No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

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If life gives you lemons, steal the declaration of independance and use the lemons and a hair dryer to reveal the numbers on the back. Then enbark on an epic journey that ends with the discovery of the templars treasure. Lastly, use the money you earned to buy some lemons and make some lemonade.

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What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your real father. I left you when you were a month old and I have regretted the decision ever since. I would like to be a part of your life.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

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knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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There's two bears in the shower. One bear says "pass the soap". The other bear says "no soap. Radio".

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

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What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

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Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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