What's funnier than 24? 25

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

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Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

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Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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anti jokes are for fags

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Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

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School

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

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Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

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Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

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What did the hungry man do? He ate.

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Fart

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Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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