- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

frogs are green and grass is greener i just blew up ur mom and ur the cleaner now get to work SLAVE

kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

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