What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? I don't know it really depends on the car, usually about 2 in the front, 3 in the back and... That's about it

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Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

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How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

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I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

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I was (really) asked one day by a guy if I wanted to star in a porn movie... Before I could even think about it he asked my 14 year old sister "Do you want to join in too?" And that kids, is why I am stuck in jail for pushing up a boot up a guys ass... Well replace boot with dick, and guys ass with my 14 year old sister and yeah... Naw... seriously she has hueg boobs though... at the age of 14, damn those melons have not even gone a bit greenish yellow and they are still growing... ...Hey Cassandra, its NeroMetal, good thing I am not your brother and that you are 19 right? NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THAT NEROISM DUDE THAT CHATS HERE, I play videogames, and write books, and sign books... ...Then some guy sees my real name is Nero and goes that guy on horsehead network? Who? HE SUCKS! SUCKS ASS!

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What do you call a building full of black people Jail

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Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

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What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

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Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

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Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

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Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

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Black People

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

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