- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

Lillie: tell me three adjectives that would describe yourself. Ellie: pretty, smart, and funny. Lillie: if I were to analyze you...I would say you are pretty, smart, and funny.

Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

an athiest walks into a church

whats chinese noodles

What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

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