- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

whats chinese noodles

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

Knock knock What?

you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

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