Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

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What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

Help I'm being raped!

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

Make little things count Teach midgets math

One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

Knock Knock Go Away

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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