- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

a man walked into a bar....

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

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