- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

whats 2+2 equal? 4

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

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