- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

Knock Knock "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

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