What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

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What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

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why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

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A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

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Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

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yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

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what does a chair look like? a chair.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

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What's under the first mate? The second mate.

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What did the president do for the people? ...

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how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because due to the crashing economy he feels the need tom travel far distanced for work and food to support his growing family, this causes him to take dangerous routes of travel through hazardous areas with fast moving automobiles that potential have the chance to kill or severely Maine the distressed chicken. Not only does he have to cross these roads twice a day he is also under the added pressure of many millions of people questions why he takes such chivalrous actions to save the his future descent and the steep decline in the population of chicken.

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Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

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Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

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why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

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What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

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why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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Your mom is so fat she's overweight

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yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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