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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

You know what's catchy? A cold

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

What do and Asian and an orange have in common? They are both complex, carbon based life forms living on the only world in the universe known to harbor life.

1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

Chad Wolbert is retarded.

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