- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

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