Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

split your ass cheek

Yo mama's fat.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

Whats In My Trash? Bears

Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

Guess what? The Game.

What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs and an eyepatch? names...

Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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