A Fat Kenyan

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How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

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Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

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Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

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What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

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Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

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What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

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ME NAME IS JEFF

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Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

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What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

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TEST! ACTUALLY READ THIS! 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. 3. The King of the Forest is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it? You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference.

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[Insert dumb, last minute anti-joke here]

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That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

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PLEASE LIKE TO DONATE 50 CENTS TO MY CHARIDY .... SAVE THE PENGUINS IN AFRICA -BY LUKE BRANIFF

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How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

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When Miley Cyrus sticks out her tongue, people usually are there to take a photograph.

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What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

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What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

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Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

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Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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