- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

Why did the fisherman go to Alaska? The commercial fishing business is strong there and it was a sound financial decision.

Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

knock knock Who's there? ...Who's there?... opens door to find a dead baby on the front door step

why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??