- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

A homeless man begged and begged for a dollar to buy something. A man finally gave him his dollar. What did the hobo buy? Nothing he walked into 711 and then got shot.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You write a really difficult riddle in braille and tell her to solve it.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

A black man walks into an abbatoir.

Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

Okay, one second.

Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

GADZOOKS!

im at school

Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

A bear and a rabbit are walking i n the woods until they spot a magic genie. The bear mauls the rabbit because it is the rabbit's natural predator and is indifferent to the genie because it has no prior education on persian mythology.

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