What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

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Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

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What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

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How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

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What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

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What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

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A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

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nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

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2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

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Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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The awkward moment when you have cancer.

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So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

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Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

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What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

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What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

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oooh look a banshee

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Hi i want a cheeseburger and a small fry, said bob. And then, said the guy taking the order. thats all, said bob. And then, said the guy. Ummmm ok well i take small coke, said bob. And then, said that guy. Thats all, said bob. and then, said the guy. whatever i'll take a milkshake, said bob. And then, said that guy. and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then

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Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick

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Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

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your mom gave me head.....phones

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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