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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

A man walks into a bar.

What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

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