What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

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Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

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What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

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We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

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What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

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What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

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Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

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A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

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why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

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why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

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why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

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What's 9+ 10?! 19

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a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

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Do your parents know you're gay?

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What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

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thats what she she. no really thats what she said

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a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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