- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

heads up!

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

There's a god, just kidding.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??