why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

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A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

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so... how about that airplane food

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Get off my porch.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

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A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

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When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

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why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

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how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

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Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

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Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

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Womens rights !

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What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

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Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

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The black man leaves the strip club.

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What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

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Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

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What's worse than World War II? World War III.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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