- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

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