What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

Know what people hated the most? 9-11

why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

What time is it? 20:45.

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

A fat guy eats a twinkie.

u jelly?

If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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