What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

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I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

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"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

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George Bush.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

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There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

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adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

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"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

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Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

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Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

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jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

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whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

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raisin boogers

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what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

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what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

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Mama Bear and Papa Bear were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Bear a choice of which parent to live with. "Do you want to live with your mother?" the judge asks. "No! She beats me." answers the baby bear. "OK, then you can live with your father." says the judge. "No! He beats me too!" cries baby bear. So Baby Bear was placed in a foster home.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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