lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

thumb_up thumb_down -4

1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. It is ignorant and offensive to judge the world of cardinal numbers, where protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary, by the standards of human societies.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

hi will

thumb_up thumb_down -4

How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

thumb_up thumb_down -4

josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

thumb_up thumb_down -4

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Once a upon of time, there was 7 dwarfs. Their names are Sleepy, Stupid, Sexy, Shithead, Sonovabitch, Shutup, and Simon. They are a street gang called the 7 dwarfs and was notorious for causing trouble. All the dwarfs got away from the police except for Simon, because that was his real name.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

thumb_up thumb_down -6

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops