- Anti Joke

O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

President Donald Trump

What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

The Pittsburgh Pirates