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Homosexuals are gay.

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Nicolas Cage

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1 + 1 = 3

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What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

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A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. Johnny runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his? hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation. John was never the same.

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

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Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

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how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

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Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

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So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

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Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

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I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

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Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

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