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What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

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What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

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Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

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Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

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How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

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A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

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What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

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What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

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Dylan is a person

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Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

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Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

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How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

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Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

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A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

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Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

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Jersey Shore

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