- Anti Joke

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

just sit down and dont be a Jew

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...