why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

What's 9+10? 19

Psychics.

What black and has children A black man

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

Needless to say,

How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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