What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

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What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant? While the term "Mexican" encompasses a wide range of individuals and individual predilections, the most common cibarious preference would likely be a food that is reminiscent of his or her homeland; that is, what we refer to as Mexican food. An authentic nearby joint sporting such provisions would likely be the most common preference, but, as this description can only be traced on the local scale, a specific restaurant that covers a wider range of locations would be a more appropriate answer. Among the top choices are Taco Time and Taco Del Mar.

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Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

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What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

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What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

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girls lacrosse

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

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At least I dont have AIDS.

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Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

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Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

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Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

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Uh, summa lumma dooma lumma you assuming I'm a human What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman Innovative and I'm made of rubber, so that anything you say is Ricochet in off a me and it'll glue to you And I'm devastating more than ever demonstrating How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating Never fading, and I know that haters are forever waiting For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating 'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

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how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

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Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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