A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

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What happened to the starving african kid? He died

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

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Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

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There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

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I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

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Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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God is the English name given to a singular being in theistic and deistic religions who is either the sole deity in monotheism, or a single deity in polytheism. He (I use the term 'He' as it is the most common conception) is said to be omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent, and omnibenevolent. I highly doubt he will give you lemons.

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

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Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

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What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

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You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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