What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

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You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

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What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

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When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

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Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

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What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

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"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

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Yo momma so fat you have aids

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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The awkward moment when you have cancer.

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A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

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Congress back then: No sooner had I ended this prayer than a pederast farted on my right. "Hah! a good omen," said I, and prostrated myself; then I burst open the door by a vigorous push with my arse, and, opening my mouth to the utmost, shouted, "Senators, I wanted you to be the first to hear the good news; since the war broke out, I have never seen anchovies at a lower price!"

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Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

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Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

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what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

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What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

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How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

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Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

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Get on your knees Ho

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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