What's the difference between a black man and a bag of crap? Quite a bit. The black man is a human male of the Kingdom Animalia, while the bag is an inanimate object. The only similarity between them would be that they both contain organic matter.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

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What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his whole family

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Your mom is so ugly that she was mercilessly bullied throughout high school which led to severe depression and low self-esteem, however she went to college, got a career, found a man who loved her for who she is, not how she looks, and raised a family happily ever after.

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what's silver and red and keeps crashing into the walls? a baby with forks in its eyes

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It's a man's 100th birthday, and as one of his last wishes he wants to go skydiving. Unfortunately, due to his crippling arthritis, he was unable to pull the rip cord on his parachute and plummeted to his death.

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if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

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Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

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What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

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How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

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How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

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Okay, one second.

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Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

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Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

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A guy trips a blind man.

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What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

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Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

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How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

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I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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