- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

Vagina.

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

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