- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

Yo momma so fat you have aids

The awkward moment when you have cancer.

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

Hello, nice to meet you.

why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

what do you call gingers ugly.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

Get on your knees Ho

What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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