- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

who is mark

Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

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