Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

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Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

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a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

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Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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What is funny about family guy?the jokes

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Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

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Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

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Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

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Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

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So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

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How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

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Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

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Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

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how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

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Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

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Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

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What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

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a woman leaves the kitchen.......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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