What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

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Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

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Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

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What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

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A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

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Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

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Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

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Jacob Edwards has friends

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Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

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A man made a sandwich.

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What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

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Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

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Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

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A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

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Abstract thinking part one of... One: What kind of idiot tries to run trough a wall, rather than to just use the door? The "Idiot" is in a cell whose walls are made of thin wood plates, the door is made of steel and locked. How I cured my own damn anxiety five hundred of one: Now this is real see? I got stressed, damn it was like something that was not me but my body scared as shit began fearing for its life right my arms shaking like fuck sweat and all that crapa? So I got pissed got in front of the mirror, stared at myself and shouted "GODDAMN BODY YOU THINKS YOU CAN CONTROL ME? IF YOU DO NOT STOP BEING SO FUCKING AFRAID OF DEATH! THEN I WILL KILL YOU MYSELF!" So yeah unconventional indeed, but it worked for five times, and I never had to use it anymore. Moral: My own body and every fucking cell of it, is not the only one that fears me more than death.

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Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

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What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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