- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

its snowing on mount fuji

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

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