- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog eat poop?

Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.

Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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