- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

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