What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

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A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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Yeah I was beginning to enjoy that as well, but I used "timed hypnosis" I have not seen it been coined elsewhere yet, not that I learn hypnosis anymore, I kinda teach it covertly to whoever I believe can use it responsively. "Timed hypnosis" is not really based upon a set amount of time after all time is relative, and our subconcious does know that and the subconcius understands that we did not invent time just because we made some fucking dials spin around" Now, timed hypnosis is based on a purpose, for example: "I will go into a trance until I am done teaching my new buddy how covert hypnosis works and teach her to use it subconciously" But now I made you aware of that, so you can use it consciously as well, the real magic here is that the subconcious is so much more efficient and powerful than the conscious mind that it would not even be neccesary to have a concious mind, except for one thing.

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why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

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Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

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why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

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Aaron Pfeifer likes men

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What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

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Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

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Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

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If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

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knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

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what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

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Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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