Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

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The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

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A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

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What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

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Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

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What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

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"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

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guess what chicken butt

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How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

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How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

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How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

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What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

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What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

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What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

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What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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