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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

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Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

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