- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

Civil Rights.

Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

thumbs up!

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

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