Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

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What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

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Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

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What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

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Your existance.

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Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

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Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

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A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

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How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

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Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

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You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

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I saw a woman get donkey punched in the middle of the street. Nero the clit collector: You know... What is it called when A donkey kinda lifts its front hoove and hits a woman? ...WHAT? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE STARVE TO DEATH BECAUSE OF YOUR COIN COLLECTION? YOUR STAMPS ARE MURDER! (or something) At least my uh... "Friends" survive... SOMETIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!! ...And then I kill them.

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whats black and white? a zebra

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A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

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WNBA

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Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

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A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

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whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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