The WNBA.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did Little Timmy fall off of his bike? Because he was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator. Knock knock Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

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Womens' Rights

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Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

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What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

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whats good about poland... fukk all

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

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Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

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How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

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where wally? wallys a myth.

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what do you call a gay guy Ej

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NASCAR

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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