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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

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What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

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