Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

*spongebob voice* 25

wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

i don't get it...none of these are funny.

You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

tight butthole 4 lyfe.

knock knock ... no one was in

This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

I share two rooms with my mother.

Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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