- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

whos the bitch now!?! you are.

Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

If a little boy teleported to mars how fast would he get there? Little boys are incapable of breaking down their molecular structure in order to send their individual particles faster than the speed of light in any given direction. Thus this question is illogical and can not be answered.

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