- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

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