What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

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Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

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How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

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roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

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What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

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Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

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A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

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What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

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you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

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What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

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When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

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How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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NASCAR

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What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

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A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

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Why do we bother living when someday we will die? To reproduce and watch TV.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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