In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

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Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

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Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

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Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

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What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

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What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

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What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

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if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

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I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

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What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

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A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

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Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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