- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

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Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

what time is it? 3:16

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Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

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