My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

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Knock knock. Is someone there?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

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How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

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why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

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i don't get it...none of these are funny.

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

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*spongebob voice* 25

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I share two rooms with my mother.

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knock knock ... no one was in

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Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

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Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

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tight butthole 4 lyfe.

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How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

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A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

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theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

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Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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